The Grim Bird mask is here
Just a few years ago, the whole world was a completely different place – we saw masks on everyone’s face. This is obvious because everyone is terrified of getting sick or inhaling anything that might make them sick.
However, judging by the Grim Bird mask, the guy has an entirely different strategy for self-defense. You know what’s funnier than this costume? No one seemed to care. Seems like they see this every day!
The man who was taken away
What if you need another person for your emotional support? Here is a solution. “I’m holding my man tight.” That’s not the literal meaning I’ve ever thought of. Apparently, this was consensual, but I wish one of the Walmart greeters had at least asked if this was the case. “Hi, just make sure you’re in some sort of sub/master relationship and not against your will. Thanks. Have a nice day.”
I wonder if he needs to be on a leash, or if there was abuse, anyway, maybe the mall needs to clear some of the aisles after the couple walked by.
Should we call the police?
I guess they probably didn’t put a warning on the plastic bags, so who can you blame for that, really? This woman seems to be a little forgetful. I just hope the kid gets attention in the end and the clerk has to ask what veggies are in the bag. This is a person.
I hope this photo didn’t make you suck the air out of the room. We are here to have fun. I’m sure that kid is fine. OK, I mean “alive”. I don’t have any other information about how her life is going.