How much is that wig?
If you know something about wigs, you will know that bigger wigs are more expensive. This person will pay a lot of money for this wig – if the conditions are not so bad.
Everything about this Wal Mart customer is out of proportion. They are wearing a huge wig and a chain bigger than a real person – we are sure that it is not their natural teeth. It seems that this person came out of the movie directly. We want you to know what kind of movie we are talking about!
He is very brave!
While most seniors are very conservative and never miss an opportunity to complain about today’s society, some seniors are actually quite radical. They are open-minded enough to accept that the world has changed, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
This person is naturally one of the cold elders. We mean, he wouldn’t be shopping at Walmart in a pink dress and leggings, otherwise. This man was truly ahead of his time. And he knew Walmart would accept him no matter what!
Just tell me why!
If you want to work somewhere where you can laugh at least once a day, Walmart is the place to be — like this guy in a Weiner costume. Seriously, what made him want to wear this dress today?
How lucky he was compared to the employees whose eyes were sore from grocery shopping, and who clearly wanted to read the tabloids in peace. We really hope he leaves trails of mustard and ketchup around the store because that would be fun.
Pets are their children
Now it seems that more and more families are starting to keep pets. Animals have become such a fundamental part of society that many institutions describe themselves as “pet-friendly.” While we don’t know Walmart is one of them, it seems to be.
You’ve seen other people with unique pets at Walmart. This woman may not have monkeys or turtles, but she has three dogs and doesn’t leave them behind when she has to go grocery shopping. We wonder if these adorable babies want a treat! I’d love to give them packets of goodies if need be.